Saturday, December 20, 2008

kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya


A man died in Amritsar. His wife was crying:Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti,Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe manji na pirhi,Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti.The son asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya?

A man died in Amritsar. His wife was crying:Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti,Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe manji na pirhi,Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti.The son asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya?




Mama Papa Di Jaan.


Sweetoo!Mama Papa Di Jaan.Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…Towadey Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..Kithey O Meri Jaan?

Sweetoo!Mama Papa Di Jaan.Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…Towadey Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..Kithey O Meri Jaan?




Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela


Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…
Chuha Billi se Darta haiBilli Kutte seKutta Aadmi seAadmi Biwi se,AurBiwi Chuhe se…

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…


Chuha Billi se Darta hai
Billi Kutte se
Kutta Aadmi se
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur
Biwi Chuhe se…




Here begins a new life


In the book that is my memory, on the first page of the chapter when I met you, are written the words: "Here begins a new life"

In the book that is my memory, on the first page of the chapter when I met you, are written the words: "Here begins a new life"




I hide my tears


I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although i smile & seem carefree there is no one who mises u more than ME

I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although i smile & seem carefree there is no one who mises u more than ME




Guud Luck


Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…goodluck

Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.

Friends as solid as diamonds and

success as bright as gold.

These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…goodluck





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Everything is incomplete without ME


Everything is incomplete without ME
..mory
Co..dy
Ti..
Ga..
So..thing
..aning
Even this ..ssage!
So dont forget ME.

Everything is incomplete without ME

..mory

Co..dy

Ti..

Ga..

So..thing

..aning

Even this ..ssage!


So dont forget ME.




Your way happy birthday


I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u

This comes with many

Loving thoughts & warm wishes

I send 2 u,

May ur day be filled with laughter

On this ur special day & may the finest things

In life always come

Ur way happy birthday!




Wishing u merry x-mas!


For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

For thy lord

your God had made it possible for u

to see the month of December!

So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!

Wishing u merry x-mas!!




i wish your day is full of SMILE


Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE

Smile a while,

& when U smile,

smile another smile

& soon there will b miles

& miles of smile

bcoz you smiled .

i wish your day is full of SMILE




Saturday, November 29, 2008

Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa


Sawairay jaldi uth k,naha k saf kapray pa k,allah agay sajday pa k,akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?“Good Morning”

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
Good Morning




J 13 khayal 20 na aaway


J 13 khayal 20 na aaway80 udaas ho jaanday aanTay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyok tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o




kaun paagal


Boy:Darling Hamare pyar kebare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kaun paagal hogajo tujhse pyar karega

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.


Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega






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lucknowi nawab meets sardar


A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?


Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon





koi or lay jaye ga.!!!


Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakteor tor bhi nahi saktaytor liya tou murjha jao gayechor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..
Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte
or tor bhi nahi saktay
tor liya tou murjha jao gaye
chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!




What does ILU means


What does ILU means?
I= IL= LoveU=Urduso I love urdu…tum kya samjhey they…I love ullu..to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

What does ILU means?


I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon




muqabla mumkin hay


Agar aap me or gadhe meenglish speaking ka muqabla ho jayeto kon jitega????Jeete jo marzipar ab ye baat to tay hai k

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k




ghar ja


Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnayjangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay lagaaur bola:....kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,tu to ghar ja.

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.





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Through Prayers i can be with you


A prayer can go where I cannot go.Through Prayers i can be with youwithout being There.I may be miles awaybut my prayersWill always be with You…
Good morning

A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You…


Good morning




naya mobile liya hay


Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me
usbinfraredblue toothdouble cameratouch screenmp3 player8 GB memory
kuch bhi nahin hay

Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me


usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory


kuch bhi nahin hay




Saturday, November 22, 2008

i want 2 kiss ur lips


i want touch ur teethi want 2 taste ur tonguei want 2 smell ur breathbs yehi kehna hyi want 2 kiss ur lips

i want touch ur teeth
i want 2 taste ur tongue
i want 2 smell ur breath
bs yehi kehna hy
i want 2 kiss ur lips




dil kise gabru na la leya


kal ta c khali hath sohneyea, ajj ah challa kitho pa leya, mukhre te shaye lali das de ee, dil kise gabru na la leya

kal ta c khali hath sohneyea, ajj ah challa kitho pa leya, mukhre te shaye lali das de ee, dil kise gabru na la leya




jhalya ishq kamana okha


jhalya ishq kamana okha..kisay noun yaar banana okha..
pyar pyar tay her koi kokay..kr k pyar nibhana okha..
her koi dukhan tay has lainda..kisay da dard vandana okha..
gallan naal nai rutbay milday..jogi bhais watana okha..
koi kisay d gal nai sunda..logan noun samjhana okha….!
cool mind…..+923334263108 —Full Name: cool mind Mobile: 03334263108

jhalya ishq kamana okha..
kisay noun yaar banana okha..


pyar pyar tay her koi kokay..
kr k pyar nibhana okha..


her koi dukhan tay has lainda..
kisay da dard vandana okha..


gallan naal nai rutbay milday..
jogi bhais watana okha..


koi kisay d gal nai sunda..
logan noun samjhana okha….!


cool mind…..+923334263108

Full Name: cool mind
Mobile: 03334263108




never turn you down


I turn blue when cold, I turn red when mad, I turn pale when sick, but could never turn you down

I turn blue when cold, I turn red when mad, I turn pale when sick, but could
never turn you down




Good Night


Laying in bed and thinking of you-wishing that all your dreams come true- no matter how big or small they be- I wish just one would include me Good Night & sweet dreams

Laying in bed and thinking of you-wishing that all your dreams come true- no
matter how big or small they be- I wish just one would include me Good Night
& sweet dreams





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upgrade your sex life


To upgrade your phone call Verizon- to upgrade your pc call curcuit city- to upgrade your sex life call Me

To upgrade your phone call Verizon- to upgrade your pc call curcuit city- to
upgrade your sex life call Me




monkeys like you deserve to be in da zoo


roses are red,violets are blue,monkeys like you deserve to be in da zoo.do not worry coz i will be there with you,not in the cage with you,but rather watching you.

roses are red,violets are blue,monkeys like you deserve to be in da zoo.do not worry coz i will be there with you,not in the cage with you,but rather watching you.




In dreams and in love


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.




Love is the answer


Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some good questions.

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some good questions.




Thursday, September 4, 2008

kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga


Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga..
Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga..
guzar rahi har raat unki yaad mein..
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.

Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga..

Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga..

guzar rahi har raat unki yaad mein..

kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.




Monday, August 4, 2008

LOVE is precious be ready to sacrifice for it


“FEELiNG”is a painting never spoil it
“FACE”is a book try to read it
“LOVE” is precious be ready to sacrifice for it
“FRiENDSHiP” is a mirror never”break” it.

“FEELiNG”is a painting never spoil it

“FACE”is a book try to read it

“LOVE” is precious be ready to sacrifice for it

“FRiENDSHiP” is a mirror never”break” it.




How to say “I Love You” in different languages??? Let’s See… a List


LANGUAGE
I LOVE YOU


1. Arabic
Ana Behibak (To A Male)


2. Arabic
Ana Behibek (To A Female)


3. Assamese
Moi Tomak Bhal Pau


4. Bengali
Ami Tomay Bhalo bashi


5. Bolivian
Quechua Qanta Munani


6. Bulgarian
Obicham Te


7. Burmese
Chit Pa De


8. Cambodian
Bon Sro Lanh Oon


9. Canadian
Sh’teme


10. Catalan
T’estim Molt (I Love You A Lot)


11. Cebuano
Gihigugma Ko Ikaw.


12. Chinese
Wo Ie Ni


13. Corsican
Ti Tengu Cara (To Female)


14. Corsican
Ti Tengu Caru [...]




















































































































































































































































































































































LANGUAGEI LOVE YOU
1. ArabicAna Behibak (To A Male)
2. ArabicAna Behibek (To A Female)
3. AssameseMoi Tomak Bhal Pau
4. BengaliAmi Tomay Bhalo bashi
5. BolivianQuechua Qanta Munani
6. BulgarianObicham Te
7. BurmeseChit Pa De
8. CambodianBon Sro Lanh Oon
9. CanadianSh’teme
10. CatalanT’estim Molt (I Love You A Lot)
11. CebuanoGihigugma Ko Ikaw.
12. ChineseWo Ie Ni
13. CorsicanTi Tengu Cara (To Female)
14. CorsicanTi Tengu Caru (To Male)
15. CroatianLjubim Te
16. CzechMiluji Te
17. DanishJeg Elsker Dig
18. DutchIk Hou Van Jou
19. EcuadorQuechua Canda Munani
20. EsperantoMi Amas Vin
21. EstonianMina Armastan Sind
22. FarsiTora Dust Midaram
23. Farsi (Persian)Doostat Daram
24. FilipinoMahal Kita
25. FinnishMina” Rakastan Sinua
26. FlemishIk Zie Oe Geerne
27. FrenchJe T’aime
28. GermanIch Liebe Dich
29. GreekS’ Agapo
30. GujaratiHoon Tane Pyar Karoo chhoon
31. HebrewAni Ohev Otach (to Female)
32. HebrewAni Ohevet Otcha (to Male)
33. HindiMai tumse Pyar karta hoon (to Female)
34. HindiMai tumse Pyar karti hoon (to Male)
35. HungarianSzeretlek
36. IcelandicEg Elska Thig
37. IndonesianSaja Kasih Saudari
38. IrishTaim I’ Ngra Leat
39. ItalianTi Amo (Relationship/Lover/Spouse)
40. JapaneseKimi O Ai Shiteru
41. KannadaNaanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene
42. KiswahiliNakupenda
43. KoreanTangsinul Sarang Ha Yo
44. LatinTe Amo
45. LatvianEss Milu Tevi
46. LisbonGramo-Te Bue’, Chavalinha
47. LithuanianTave Myliu (Ta-Ve Mee-Lyu)
48. MacedonianSakam Te!
49. Malay/IndonesianAku Sayang Enkow
50. MalayalamNjyaan Ninne’ Preetikyunnu
51. MarathiMe Tujhashi Prem Karto (to Female)
52. MarathiMe Tujhashi Prem Karte (to Male)
53. NorwegianJeg Elsker Deg (Yai Elske Dai)
54. PersianTora Dost Daram
55.PolishKocham Cie
56. Portuguese (Brazilian)Eu Te Amo
57. PunjabiMai Taunu Pyar Karda
58. RomanianTe Iu Besc
59. RussianYa Vas Liubliu
60. SerbianLubim Te
61. Serbo-CroatianVolim Te
62. SinhaleseMama Oyata Adarei
63. SlovakLubim Ta
64. SpanishTe Quiero
65. Sri LankanMama Oyata Arderyi
66. SwahiliNaku Penda (the person’s name follows)
67. SwedishJag A’Lskar Dig
68. Swiss-GermanCh’ha Di Ga”Rn
69. Syrian/LebaneseBhebbek (to Female)
70. Syrian/LebaneseBhebbak (to Male)
71. TamilNan Unnai Kaathalikkiren
72. TeluguNeenu Ninnu Pra’mistu’nnanu
73. ThaiCh’an Rak Khun
74. TunisianHa Eh Bak
75. TurkishSeni Seviyo*Rum (* means O)
76. UkrainianJa Tebe Kokhaju (true love)
77. UrduMujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai
78. VietnameseEm Ye’U Anh (to Man)
79. VietnameseAnh Ye’U Em (to Woman)
80. VulcanWani Ra Yana Ro Aisha
81. WelshRwy’n Dy Garu Di
82. YugoslavianYa Te Volim
83. ZuluNgiyakuthanda!
84. InterlinguaIo te ama



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